suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans
i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this” really?? really???????? dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG TELL ME HOW HARD DID YOU TRY HOW HARD
3ridan: the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
malcolmxinthemiddle: im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.
I believe in love at first episode
nintendofunclub: (I’M NOT DIGGING THROUGH A...
i-refusee-tosink: For all of you that have...
the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why
balkhy: *asks santa for a good url*
astrobit: if slugs were fast it would be very scary
corpsifiedandgross: bondoge: is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem Only if you show your working
when people make gifs during award shows
googlehomie: you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
geekyandpointless: IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK